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Friday, February 27, 2015

Project Almanac

                  Hello everybody. I'm sorry that I haven't posted in a bit. I missed Valentine's Day so that's not really good. But oh well. Anyways, I saw Project Almanac and I deemed it a worthy movie of Piece of Cake! (PoC) So here we go!

P R O J E C T    A L M A N A C

Project Almanac Trailer 2

                  Now tell me that after watching that trailer, you are not hyped, excited, a bit confused, and a little skeptical about the content. I'll tell you, that's definitely everything I was thinking. For the content, there is no sex at all, so that gives a valid reason for the PG-13 Rating. Now what about the bikinis and half-naked girls???
                  Well, it's a concert. It'll come later as I go through the entire movie, but that's one of the only suggestive themes in the movie. Then there's other parts that I will definitely mention and describe to you so that when you go to see it, you know exactly when to expect it. 
            
WARNING: The following film when described in words can become very confusing. Try to keep up with me, and I will try to describe anything that may be mind-boggling.

                  The entirety of Project Almanac is seen through the lens of a video camera. And there are rare scenes where the camera is not looked through. Project Almanac begins with David Raskin, a
seventeen year old guy who is attempting to get a scholarship at MIT. 
                  David is videoing a very impressive experiment with his friends, Adam, Quinn Goldberg, and his sister Christina Raskin, aka Chris. The experiment is a success, and MIT sends an acceptance letter, saying they will pay for $5,000 of his tuition. 
                  That's great and all, but his mom will struggle with the other $40 grand. Devastated at how much David will still have to pay, he goes to his attic to look for a science experiment that his father may have performed that could possibly help with another scholarship. 
                  His sister comes up with the camera and scares him. Chris finds an old camera that videoed David's seventh birthday party. And then... something strange appears. As you saw in the trailer, David sees himself in the mirror of his seventh birthday. 
                  Now, of course when he shows Adam and Quinn, they think he's insane. Maybe it was just a clown or something? But David makes a valid point, the shirt he's wearing in the video is the same shirt he wears almost all of the time. Except some things are going on. 
                  His shirt is stained, he's holding a ballerina that marks car keys, he's also holding a box that looks like a tool box, and he's wearing his backpack that he takes to school. Well, his friends start trying to figure it out. They freeze the image and zoom in on David, and replicate what he's doing in the frozen image.
                  He's in the house that he's lived in basically his whole life, and still is living in currently, and he's reaching behind a wall, maybe for a light switch or something other. Or maybe a door. Adam and Quinn position their own camera at the spot where the video's camera was, had him stand in the exact spot he was in the image, and has him reach in the exact same way he is in the
image. 
                  David finds that he is reaching for a door handle leading to the basement. What's down there, right? Well, they go to find out. And they find... you guessed it! A time machine. Well what the heck are they going to do with it, and let alone the fact, how are they gonna build it???
                  But Quinn makes a really staggering remark: "Well didn't you guys see the video? I mean, I think we already built it." Oh shoot, right? If they already built it, that means that time is repeating itself. So this pops a question that isn't actually  verbalized or even referenced, "Wait, so does that mean that their future is set?" I'll tell you the answer to that question... No. 
                  I will not spoil the rest of the movie for those who want to see it, but parents!!! There WILL be a Parent Edition, and I highly recommend reading it when it comes out. There are some suggestive themes in the movie that you may want to be aware of. So, stay tuned for that.

Overall Rating: 8/10 time machines There are some things in PROJECT ALMANAC that are unnecessary, such as some scenes of partial nudity and some suggestive scenes suggesting nudity.

Story-line Rating: 9.25/10 almanacs The story is very well done, although some points can be become confusing, it is not necessarily a movie where you've gotta think. But definitely make sure your brain is on the entire time. 

Family Friendliness Rating: This is based upon the age groups of children. I would not suggest this at ALL for any child under the age of 11. Ages 12-13 I'd be a bit skeptical about, but for 14 year-olds and up, I'd say this is okay. But if you're a little more strict, I'd go for 15 year-olds. I know this may seem a bit strict, but you've gotta see it if you want to make your own opinions, and I also want to help out those parents who are extremely protective. I try to help everybody out.

P R O J E C T     A L M A N A C



Friday, February 20, 2015

Timothy Green- Official Review

Hey guys, sorry nobody has posted lately. We have been sort of busy. Emmaus has asked me to write a review on the old movie Timothy Green, so that's what I will be doing.

Timothy Green is about a newlywed couple, who cannot have a child.  One night they decide to make the perfect child writing his features on sticky notes, placing them in a box, and burrying this box in their garden.

That night, it rained and a boy came from the garden and entered the couple's house.  When this boy's noise woke the woman up, she was shocked. She then woke her husband, and he went to see for himself, but when his wife goes into the kitchen, and looks out the window she notices that their box is dug up, and opened. They soon realize that this boy was made from the box, and takes him in as their son.
This child became Timothy Green.  But Timothy was no ordinary boy, he was shy and awkward, but his biggest difference from the other childeren were the leaves growing out of his legs.  Mr. and Mrs. Green were very concerned with these, and had many different doctors examine them.  They were picked at, washed, rubbed and chopped, but nothing worked, so Timothy was found were high basketball socks everyday, even in the pool
Later in the movie, Timothy meets a girl, who has been whatching him for a week.  She to has something different about her, and every day, they go into the woods, and hang out like bestfriends.

Timothy ventures through childhood with his BFF, and helps his father made a special pen that doesn't hurt the environment. When this pen is presented a award, and Timothy's dad getsnagged on for it's different feature, Timothy goes up to the stage, and tells everyone his big secret.

At the end of the movie, something tragic happens.  I'm not telling you what, because for those who have not yet seen this movie, it would ruin the whole thing. But this is a movie that really teaches everyone that life can go on, and no matter what happens, you can make it, and push through.

I give Timothy Green 4 stars, for a great story, and a great lesson. I would suggest this movie for families, or for anyone who just wants to relax, and watch a great movie.

Sunday, February 8, 2015

Penguins of Madagascar

                  Are you looking to add another Madagascar film to your hilarious collection? Well, The Penguins of Madagascar is the perfect addition! Below is the trailer for the film. I'll give you two choices as to what the plot is: A somewhat origin story before the Madagascar films, or something other. I won't name it or it'd be too obvious. 


The Penguins of Madagascar Trailer 2

                  I dunno about you, but I thought this was going to be one of those origin stories of our lovable heroes. But nope, it's an after story to Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted. I won't want to spoil it, but I'll say it's pretty funny. Watch out for those actor references!!! There's a whole bunch, like Drew Barrymore, Hugh Jackman, and a whole bunch of others.
                  A new enemy comes along by the name of Dave the Octopus. He is jealous of the penguins being so cute and adorable. Therefore, he has created something called the Medusa Serum to make anybody it hits as ugly as Medusa herself. 
                  So with the help of a secret organization called the North Wind, the Penguins save the world of their own flesh and feathers. Along the way, an important lesson is taught. It isn't who you are that defines you, it's what you do. 
                  And who could forget our adorable Private? Y'know how he's always slapped in the midst of the Penguins' high-fives? Well, that's about to change. Private, throughout the whole of the movie, eventually is called by Skipper a valued member of the team.
                  And instead of Skipper or Kowalski or Reecko being the heroes, our beloved Private comes out on top, saving all of Penguin-kind. 

It's a World-Wide Fun-filled adventure full of laughs and penguin recon action that you and your family won't want to miss!




Hey I'm Namekans

Hello Piece of Cake viewers/readers! My name is Namekans! I have been friends with Emmaus (Head Writer) for a long, long time. I'm now so excited to be able to go in depth on the things I love like celebrities, video games, and overall drama in the gaming community itself! I hope you all will enjoy the work I will be digging/working up for you guys to enjoy! My first official post will be happening sometime soon this week and will most likely contain a whole ton of stuff on Activision's newest add on to the popular video game series Call of Duty. If you haven't guessed it already it will be on Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, and I will be going on a full out review about the Multiplayer and Zombies modes! Thank you for reading.. And have a fantastic day!

Saturday, February 7, 2015

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies- The Parent Edition

                  I did promise to give parents a special edition of this movie review. And here it is. I'm sorry that it took a bit, I've been pretty busy with school and whatnot. But anyways, here it is.


THE HOBBIT:
THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES
         The middle of the film is where it begins to become violent. Smaug has already died, and at the foot of the Lonely Mountain, the Elves of Mirkwood have arrived with the homeless of Laketown. They have come to claim their share of the treasure hoard. And they are willing to fight for it. 
                  Thorin says that all of the treasure the mountain is his, and nobody else's. Nobody will be able to get in and steal his fortune. The Elves request their share in exchange for not wreaking havoc on the small company of 13 dwarves. But the dwarves have already called on their brothers who are located not far from Moria. And they're on the move. 
                   At the same time, Tauriel and Legolas have gone to an abandoned fortress where they witness the unleashing of a terrible army of Orcs and Uruk-hai. They have gotten giant earthworms to dig holes for them, making a shortcut to the Lonely Mountain where the battle is about to take place. 
                   Fast forward a little bit and the Dwarves from Moria have arrived. Thorin has still not agreed to hand over any treasure, and the Elves ready their bows to wreak havoc on the Dwarf Company. Just as they are about to let fly, a loud horn is blown and we see Thorin's cousin ride on a war-decorated warthog.
                   As if things couldn't get any better, the Orcs, Uruk-hai, and Goblins have come to join the party. Now, you can guess, as soon as everybody on the guest list comes to Thorin Oakenshield's party of taking the Lonely Mountain arrives, the main event begins: The Battle of the Five Armies. 
                  I cannot go into great detail, but I have placed clips from previous Lord of the Rings films below (specifically war-driven ones) to show you the schematics of the fighting. All I can say is that the clips below are, combined, basically what all of the fighting is... times 5. So... you can see why I did not give this a very family friendly rating on my previous post. 

The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King- "All Shall Fade" Scene


The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring- "Aragorn vs. Lurtz"


The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King- "The Mouth of Sauron's Head is Cut off"


                  Need I show more? Don't tell me that you can watch that and not be concerned for your kids. I mean, okay, if you've seen the previous films and you're like me, all of the head-chopping by Aragorn is actually pretty amusing. Now take that and multiply it by five... oh, I already said that. But hey, I need to emphasize what needs to be emphasized. 
                  So what I'm saying is that yes, The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies is the most violent of all of Peter Jackson's Tolkien-based films. I stand by my rating in my previous post, and I just wanted you to be able to see exactly why. Now that you sort of have an idea, I hope you will make your decisions on showing this film a little bit clearer.

Thanks for everything, and I appreciate your patience. I will hopefully be reviewing more often. Thanks again!

Emmaus Nakagawa
Piece of Cake Movie and Video Game Blog

                  


Bibliography: "All Shall Fade" <www.youtube.com/watch?v=WskRAEggqkQ>


"Aragorn Chops off the Mouth of Sauron's Head" <www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe66vWg6Rk4>