Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Funny Pics

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Sunday, March 8, 2015

Project Almanac: The Parent Edition

P R O J E C T    A L M A N A C
-----------------THE PARENT EDITION-------------------

                  Like I have said, these editions are for the parents. So, if it's not too much trouble, I would ask you parents to read the previous Project Almanac review post, and we'll pick up from there:

PREVIOUSLY ON PoC's  Project Almanac:

 But Quinn makes a really staggering remark: "Well didn't you guys see the video? I mean, I think we already built it." Oh shoot, right? If they already built it, that means that time is repeating itself. So this pops a question that isn't actually  verbalized or even referenced, "Wait, so does that mean that their future is set?" I'll tell you the answer to that question... No. 

                    So we pick up from here. No, the teen's fates are not set in stone, although it seems that way. So, in order to find out, Step 1: Build a Time Machine. It's not as easy as it sounds, though. You don't just snap some paper clips together for protection from the shock, make a 4 x 5 obsidian frame, ignite it with flint-and-steel,
scratch the date that you want to go to into the obsidian, and hop in. We all wish it was that easy, right? 
                  Well, David's father left behind blueprints for how to build the machine. One of their first problems is the amount of hydrogen required. They need literally pounds of it in order to jump time. So where are they going to get that much hydrogen? The High School.
                  David, Adam, Quinn, and Christina all break into the High School and go into the store room that has boxes and shelves of hydrogen canisters. They grab about 20 or so and frantically run out of the school, going home to David's basement. 
                  The next step is a source of energy that the machine can use. And it uses a whole ton. Translation: they need batteries. BIG batteries. Where else are you going to get batteries the size of your head? The Hardware Store. So the gang goes and spends money on huge batteries, and they are, for the most part, still doubting whether this can actually be pulled off. 
                  And Christina, while videoing, goes up to a store employee and asks, "Excuse me, can you tell me where your Time Machine section is?" 'Crazy teenagers' is what was running through that guy's head probably. Time Machine? Hmm, must be living a crazy dream. 
                  But guess what??? After months of hard work and equations and blueprint following and mapping and innovating and thinking, David, Adam, and Quinn, using an XBOX 360, build a time machine. And it's strong enough to jump back one minute. 
                  "One minute??? I thought this was supposed to go back ten stinkin' years!!!" I know, hold your horses. They do test runs on a Barbie car, using a Honda's Hybrid Battery in order to power the machine to send the Barbie car back one minute in time. And it works. Although, the car ends up welded into the wall of the basement. 
                  Oh, BTW, they use the battery of the car of a popular girl, Jessie, that happens to become a part of their gang. And it's at a party. So, yah. Kinda weird, but whatever. Oh! You're actually going to have to remember this party. Keep it in the back of your head, because it's one of the time frames that David will travel into solo on multiple occasions.
                  So what does that mean if the teens travel back in time??? Will they end up welded to a concrete wall, left to starve and die?!?! Thankfully, no. That never happens to them, although the machine will throw them
around quite a bit.
                  After that trial, they're ready to start human trials, the humans being themselves, of course. How eager, right? David is still cautious, and goes through formulas and equations to determine if they can jump back any farther themselves. And he comes to the conclusion that yes, they have the capability. But they can't be carrying a 25 pound time machine everywhere. 
                  So David makes major modifications and improvements to the machine to make it more efficient in energy usage, and a whole lot lighter, weighing in at about only 10-12 pounds, and being able to fit inside of his school backpack with room to spare for school-related material. How cool is that?!?! 
                  Then David and friends make the ultimate test... human trials. They jump back to yesterday, and find yesterday's Quinn, with present-day Quinn drawing on the back of his own neck. As he draws on yester-Quinn, the drawing appears on present-day Quinn. 
                  They have succeeded. But yester-Quinn sees himself (present-Quinn) and vanishes. What the heck? They changed time. Then they jump back to the present day, and bring with them a dog. When they get back to present-day, there are signs everywhere for  a lost dog... the dog they time-traveled with. Uh-oh, they changed the fabric of time... again. 
                  They ignore this fact, but this is a fact you should not ignore. They begin to jump more. Their continuous jumping causes crazy rifts that change the world on an international scale. Then comes some of the complex things... the changes constantly made to "fix" things in the present. 
                  One of their jumps allows them to find out the numbers to the lottery and they win the jackpot, therefore allowing David to give his mom the funds to pay for his college and to keep the house.  Yay, right? Wrong. Another jump causes the teens to go back to a concert three months previously and they change the time continuum again, but without them winning the lottery. 
                   His mom is still selling the house when they get back. And he screwed up with the Jessie, and she won't talk to him. So what does he do??? He jumps alone. And that was one of the rules they made: DO NOT jump alone. Yea... not so with David. He changes what he did with Jessie, and then he comes back to the present day where she is in his house in his room. 
                  She just gets out of the shower and she's in a towel. "Hey David." Okay, hey, this is one of the parts where it is suggestive. David asks if they had sex, and she confirms. He asks if under the towel she's naked, and she confirms, letting him touch her body... behind the towel of course. 
                  So... yea. But then as a result of David jumping, Adam is hurt. Badly. He's been hospitalized for almost a week now, and David goes to his basement to set up a series of maps and timelines. He figures out the event that started the entire chain reaction of events gone wrong... the party where they first tested the time machine. Uh-oh. 
                  David is about to jump when Jessie comes down and asks what the heck is going on. David says that he needs to go back and save Adam, so that he can undo a lot of what he's done. "Wait, you're jumping alone? You can't do that! How many times have you done it?" More times than he can count, and not all of them are shown in the movie. 
                  So since the jump is in progress, Jessie and David go back to the party and then David tackles a popular
kid out of the way of a car coming, therefore saving Adam. Now David needs to get back before Jessie and him are seen by their past selves, or things could go terribly wrong. Now remember when Jessie's car was used to power the time machine? Yea well, remember the ballerina car keys??? Those are Jessie's. If I didn't mention them, sorry, but that's one of the things David is carrying in the frozen frame of him at his seventh b-day party.
                  Okay, Jessie starts freaking out at David about him jumping alone, and David is trying to calm her down so that they can jump back to the present. But guess what happens? Past-Jessie sees herself, and then present-Jessie starts to time out, and she disappears. 
                  She drops her ballerina car keys and David picks them up before jumping again. He jumps to the present-day where his mom is still in debt with the house, and his friends and him haven't won the lottery. But when he jumps back, the police are looking for him. Why? They think he kidnapped Jessie. And he's on the run.
                  But he's a kid. They can easily trace him. So he's gotta move, and fast. And he knows exactly where he's going. He sets the time machine to jump back ten years, however many days, hours, and minutes, and presses the jump button. There's a power-up sound, and then a failure sigh from the machine. Out of hydrogen.
                  David books it (with caution) to the High School and breaks into the gym. He finds the hydrogen shelves and gets a tank, popping it open and putting it into the machine. I think in the process of going to the school he
gets shot. I can't remember. But David hurriedly punches in all of the numbers for the jump and initiates the process. 
                   The police in the mean time, have caught up with him and are making their way into the building, and just as he's about to complete the jump, the police burst in, and he yells out, "DON'T SHOOT!!!" I'm not sure if they do, but the force of the jump throws the officers back, and there's a slight discrepancy in the videoing. David slowly gets up, and grabs his camera. 
                   He begins to walk through his school in 2004, and all of the students are looking at him like he's some freak, which makes sense since he's all bloodied up. He makes his way to his house, and slowly creeps in. He gets to the point where he is in the mirror of his seventh birthday party and is reaching behind the wall to turn off the light switch. David then makes his way down into the basement, following his father.
                   He comes up behind his dad, and his dad says, "You figured it out! You did it! Oh my god, I have so many questions-" David basically shuts him up and says that they need to get rid of the blueprints and everything about the time machine. He puts everything in a tin can, and then sits on the bench. 
                   Wind starts to kick up around David, the lights begin to flicker, and David starts to time out, until finally, he disappears. The video feed runs out, and the screen goes blue. 
                   Fast forward ten years and David is in the same predicament, looking for a way to make everything with his tuition and whatnot better. Christina finds the original camera, but David pulls out the one from the previous time, and that's the one that has everything on it. They watch it all... the jumping, the intimate relationships, the partying, the lottery, all of it. 
                   And David takes Jessie her bag just like previously. Jessie routinely says, "How did you know I was going to say that?" David leans in, looks around, and says, "I think that we're about to change the world."





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Friday, February 27, 2015

Project Almanac

                  Hello everybody. I'm sorry that I haven't posted in a bit. I missed Valentine's Day so that's not really good. But oh well. Anyways, I saw Project Almanac and I deemed it a worthy movie of Piece of Cake! (PoC) So here we go!

P R O J E C T    A L M A N A C

Project Almanac Trailer 2

                  Now tell me that after watching that trailer, you are not hyped, excited, a bit confused, and a little skeptical about the content. I'll tell you, that's definitely everything I was thinking. For the content, there is no sex at all, so that gives a valid reason for the PG-13 Rating. Now what about the bikinis and half-naked girls???
                  Well, it's a concert. It'll come later as I go through the entire movie, but that's one of the only suggestive themes in the movie. Then there's other parts that I will definitely mention and describe to you so that when you go to see it, you know exactly when to expect it. 
            
WARNING: The following film when described in words can become very confusing. Try to keep up with me, and I will try to describe anything that may be mind-boggling.

                  The entirety of Project Almanac is seen through the lens of a video camera. And there are rare scenes where the camera is not looked through. Project Almanac begins with David Raskin, a
seventeen year old guy who is attempting to get a scholarship at MIT. 
                  David is videoing a very impressive experiment with his friends, Adam, Quinn Goldberg, and his sister Christina Raskin, aka Chris. The experiment is a success, and MIT sends an acceptance letter, saying they will pay for $5,000 of his tuition. 
                  That's great and all, but his mom will struggle with the other $40 grand. Devastated at how much David will still have to pay, he goes to his attic to look for a science experiment that his father may have performed that could possibly help with another scholarship. 
                  His sister comes up with the camera and scares him. Chris finds an old camera that videoed David's seventh birthday party. And then... something strange appears. As you saw in the trailer, David sees himself in the mirror of his seventh birthday. 
                  Now, of course when he shows Adam and Quinn, they think he's insane. Maybe it was just a clown or something? But David makes a valid point, the shirt he's wearing in the video is the same shirt he wears almost all of the time. Except some things are going on. 
                  His shirt is stained, he's holding a ballerina that marks car keys, he's also holding a box that looks like a tool box, and he's wearing his backpack that he takes to school. Well, his friends start trying to figure it out. They freeze the image and zoom in on David, and replicate what he's doing in the frozen image.
                  He's in the house that he's lived in basically his whole life, and still is living in currently, and he's reaching behind a wall, maybe for a light switch or something other. Or maybe a door. Adam and Quinn position their own camera at the spot where the video's camera was, had him stand in the exact spot he was in the image, and has him reach in the exact same way he is in the
image. 
                  David finds that he is reaching for a door handle leading to the basement. What's down there, right? Well, they go to find out. And they find... you guessed it! A time machine. Well what the heck are they going to do with it, and let alone the fact, how are they gonna build it???
                  But Quinn makes a really staggering remark: "Well didn't you guys see the video? I mean, I think we already built it." Oh shoot, right? If they already built it, that means that time is repeating itself. So this pops a question that isn't actually  verbalized or even referenced, "Wait, so does that mean that their future is set?" I'll tell you the answer to that question... No. 
                  I will not spoil the rest of the movie for those who want to see it, but parents!!! There WILL be a Parent Edition, and I highly recommend reading it when it comes out. There are some suggestive themes in the movie that you may want to be aware of. So, stay tuned for that.

Overall Rating: 8/10 time machines There are some things in PROJECT ALMANAC that are unnecessary, such as some scenes of partial nudity and some suggestive scenes suggesting nudity.

Story-line Rating: 9.25/10 almanacs The story is very well done, although some points can be become confusing, it is not necessarily a movie where you've gotta think. But definitely make sure your brain is on the entire time. 

Family Friendliness Rating: This is based upon the age groups of children. I would not suggest this at ALL for any child under the age of 11. Ages 12-13 I'd be a bit skeptical about, but for 14 year-olds and up, I'd say this is okay. But if you're a little more strict, I'd go for 15 year-olds. I know this may seem a bit strict, but you've gotta see it if you want to make your own opinions, and I also want to help out those parents who are extremely protective. I try to help everybody out.

P R O J E C T     A L M A N A C



Friday, February 20, 2015

Timothy Green- Official Review

Hey guys, sorry nobody has posted lately. We have been sort of busy. Emmaus has asked me to write a review on the old movie Timothy Green, so that's what I will be doing.

Timothy Green is about a newlywed couple, who cannot have a child.  One night they decide to make the perfect child writing his features on sticky notes, placing them in a box, and burrying this box in their garden.

That night, it rained and a boy came from the garden and entered the couple's house.  When this boy's noise woke the woman up, she was shocked. She then woke her husband, and he went to see for himself, but when his wife goes into the kitchen, and looks out the window she notices that their box is dug up, and opened. They soon realize that this boy was made from the box, and takes him in as their son.
This child became Timothy Green.  But Timothy was no ordinary boy, he was shy and awkward, but his biggest difference from the other childeren were the leaves growing out of his legs.  Mr. and Mrs. Green were very concerned with these, and had many different doctors examine them.  They were picked at, washed, rubbed and chopped, but nothing worked, so Timothy was found were high basketball socks everyday, even in the pool
Later in the movie, Timothy meets a girl, who has been whatching him for a week.  She to has something different about her, and every day, they go into the woods, and hang out like bestfriends.

Timothy ventures through childhood with his BFF, and helps his father made a special pen that doesn't hurt the environment. When this pen is presented a award, and Timothy's dad getsnagged on for it's different feature, Timothy goes up to the stage, and tells everyone his big secret.

At the end of the movie, something tragic happens.  I'm not telling you what, because for those who have not yet seen this movie, it would ruin the whole thing. But this is a movie that really teaches everyone that life can go on, and no matter what happens, you can make it, and push through.

I give Timothy Green 4 stars, for a great story, and a great lesson. I would suggest this movie for families, or for anyone who just wants to relax, and watch a great movie.

Sunday, February 8, 2015

Penguins of Madagascar

                  Are you looking to add another Madagascar film to your hilarious collection? Well, The Penguins of Madagascar is the perfect addition! Below is the trailer for the film. I'll give you two choices as to what the plot is: A somewhat origin story before the Madagascar films, or something other. I won't name it or it'd be too obvious. 


The Penguins of Madagascar Trailer 2

                  I dunno about you, but I thought this was going to be one of those origin stories of our lovable heroes. But nope, it's an after story to Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted. I won't want to spoil it, but I'll say it's pretty funny. Watch out for those actor references!!! There's a whole bunch, like Drew Barrymore, Hugh Jackman, and a whole bunch of others.
                  A new enemy comes along by the name of Dave the Octopus. He is jealous of the penguins being so cute and adorable. Therefore, he has created something called the Medusa Serum to make anybody it hits as ugly as Medusa herself. 
                  So with the help of a secret organization called the North Wind, the Penguins save the world of their own flesh and feathers. Along the way, an important lesson is taught. It isn't who you are that defines you, it's what you do. 
                  And who could forget our adorable Private? Y'know how he's always slapped in the midst of the Penguins' high-fives? Well, that's about to change. Private, throughout the whole of the movie, eventually is called by Skipper a valued member of the team.
                  And instead of Skipper or Kowalski or Reecko being the heroes, our beloved Private comes out on top, saving all of Penguin-kind. 

It's a World-Wide Fun-filled adventure full of laughs and penguin recon action that you and your family won't want to miss!




Hey I'm Namekans

Hello Piece of Cake viewers/readers! My name is Namekans! I have been friends with Emmaus (Head Writer) for a long, long time. I'm now so excited to be able to go in depth on the things I love like celebrities, video games, and overall drama in the gaming community itself! I hope you all will enjoy the work I will be digging/working up for you guys to enjoy! My first official post will be happening sometime soon this week and will most likely contain a whole ton of stuff on Activision's newest add on to the popular video game series Call of Duty. If you haven't guessed it already it will be on Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, and I will be going on a full out review about the Multiplayer and Zombies modes! Thank you for reading.. And have a fantastic day!

Saturday, February 7, 2015

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies- The Parent Edition

                  I did promise to give parents a special edition of this movie review. And here it is. I'm sorry that it took a bit, I've been pretty busy with school and whatnot. But anyways, here it is.


THE HOBBIT:
THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES
         The middle of the film is where it begins to become violent. Smaug has already died, and at the foot of the Lonely Mountain, the Elves of Mirkwood have arrived with the homeless of Laketown. They have come to claim their share of the treasure hoard. And they are willing to fight for it. 
                  Thorin says that all of the treasure the mountain is his, and nobody else's. Nobody will be able to get in and steal his fortune. The Elves request their share in exchange for not wreaking havoc on the small company of 13 dwarves. But the dwarves have already called on their brothers who are located not far from Moria. And they're on the move. 
                   At the same time, Tauriel and Legolas have gone to an abandoned fortress where they witness the unleashing of a terrible army of Orcs and Uruk-hai. They have gotten giant earthworms to dig holes for them, making a shortcut to the Lonely Mountain where the battle is about to take place. 
                   Fast forward a little bit and the Dwarves from Moria have arrived. Thorin has still not agreed to hand over any treasure, and the Elves ready their bows to wreak havoc on the Dwarf Company. Just as they are about to let fly, a loud horn is blown and we see Thorin's cousin ride on a war-decorated warthog.
                   As if things couldn't get any better, the Orcs, Uruk-hai, and Goblins have come to join the party. Now, you can guess, as soon as everybody on the guest list comes to Thorin Oakenshield's party of taking the Lonely Mountain arrives, the main event begins: The Battle of the Five Armies. 
                  I cannot go into great detail, but I have placed clips from previous Lord of the Rings films below (specifically war-driven ones) to show you the schematics of the fighting. All I can say is that the clips below are, combined, basically what all of the fighting is... times 5. So... you can see why I did not give this a very family friendly rating on my previous post. 

The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King- "All Shall Fade" Scene


The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring- "Aragorn vs. Lurtz"


The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King- "The Mouth of Sauron's Head is Cut off"


                  Need I show more? Don't tell me that you can watch that and not be concerned for your kids. I mean, okay, if you've seen the previous films and you're like me, all of the head-chopping by Aragorn is actually pretty amusing. Now take that and multiply it by five... oh, I already said that. But hey, I need to emphasize what needs to be emphasized. 
                  So what I'm saying is that yes, The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies is the most violent of all of Peter Jackson's Tolkien-based films. I stand by my rating in my previous post, and I just wanted you to be able to see exactly why. Now that you sort of have an idea, I hope you will make your decisions on showing this film a little bit clearer.

Thanks for everything, and I appreciate your patience. I will hopefully be reviewing more often. Thanks again!

Emmaus Nakagawa
Piece of Cake Movie and Video Game Blog

                  


Bibliography: "All Shall Fade" <www.youtube.com/watch?v=WskRAEggqkQ>


"Aragorn Chops off the Mouth of Sauron's Head" <www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe66vWg6Rk4>